GQ Wants Readers To Make Thanksgiving A Living Hell For Trump Supporters

What is the matter with these crazy liberals? Yes, they are still stinging from last year’s Trump win and time has not healed the wound. So what would a selfish, childish liberal do in such a case? Misery loves company, so they are going to dump all over your Thanksgiving.

GQ actually published this:

This Turkey Day, consider making life HELL for a few of your relatives.

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It’s late-November 2017, and you know what that means: Every man you’ve ever seen on TV for any reason has just been unmasked as a woman-hating sewer ghoul. Also, it’s time to ruin your Trump-supporting family’s Thanksgiving—for America!

Thanksgiving is a celebration of community and gratitude, where we reconvene in our nostalgia-drenched hometowns and perform time-honored traditions such as almost sleeping with your high school crush and going around the table to say what you’re most thankful for and where you were on 9/11. Last year’s Thanksgiving was a difficult time for most Americans—roughly 65.8 million of us. The election was still a fresh wound. Trump had begun assembling his Dr. Caligari cabinet of White House monsters, each one a direct fuck-you to some beloved ideal. There was the EPA chief who doesn’t believe in climate change, the labor secretary who opposed minimum wage increases, the flagrantly Islamophobic National Security Adviser who might just be a foreign agent, and at the helm of it all, a man who speaks almost exclusively in racist dog whistles and “locker room talk.” Thanksgiving was a cathartic vent sesh for liberals with like-minded families, and a painful twist of the knife for those without.

… This year, if you’re headed home to a household that still thinks a sex-offending game show host in rapid cognitive decline was the best choice for a president, it is your civic duty to filibuster Thanksgiving.

Don’t let it get you. WE still won, and it looks like 2018 will be even better for conservatives. Just smile and ask them to pass the gravy. Tell them if they’re good, you’ll put a MAGA hat in their Christmas stocking this year!

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