The Streets Of San Francisco Are So Nasty The City Is Launching A ‘Poop Patrol’ (VIDEO)

San Francisco has a big problem keeping people from going to the bathroom on their sidewalks and streets. It has gotten so bad that the city is now launching an official ‘Poop Patrol’ to deal with the situation.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports:

It’s no laughing matter — SF forming Poop Patrol to keep sidewalks clean

Trending: HARDBALL: Trump Threatens Democrats With Release Of ‘Devastating’ Documents

In a city where filthy sidewalks are many residents’ No. 1 complaint, City Hall has come up with a new way to deal with No. 2.

It sounds like silly elementary school banter, but it’s real. San Francisco is about to launch the Poop Patrol.

In about a month, a team of five Public Works staffers will begin patrolling the alleys around Polk Street and other hot spots in a vehicle equipped with a steam cleaner.

They’ll begin their shifts in the afternoon, as the city starts losing its sheen from overnight cleaning. The Poop Patrol’s mission? To spot and clean piles of feces before anybody complains about them.

“We’re trying to be proactive,” explained Public Works director Mohammed Nuru. “We’re actually out there looking for it.”

We’re all out there looking for it, our eyes trained on the sidewalks as we walk so as to avoid that awful squishy feeling.

I admit to giggling when Nuru told me about plans for the Poop Patrol the other day. But in a city where people called 311 to report feces a whopping 14,597 times between Jan. 1 and Monday morning, public piles of poop are serious business.

Here’s a video report:

You couldn’t make this up!

You Might Like

 

Join the conversation!

We have no tolerance for comments containing violence, racism, profanity, vulgarity, doxing, or discourteous behavior. If a comment is spam, instead of replying to it please hover over that comment, click the ∨ icon, and mark it as spam. Thank you for partnering with us to maintain fruitful conversation.